She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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