Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I have post one night stand depression
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