I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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