Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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