Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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