some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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