would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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