is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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