I only kidnapped one of them. chill
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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