But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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