I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you would pick up someone in the library
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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