somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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