so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I am full of burrito and curiosity
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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