Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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