I can tuck mytits in my pants
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
