# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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