All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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