I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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