I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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