:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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