Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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