Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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