O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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