Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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