she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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