She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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