dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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