She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
he thought i was a dude.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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