There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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