Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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