I must be too annoying 4 u.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I am spending my child support on dildos
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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