We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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