I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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