apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I could make wine with my vomit
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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