she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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