Don't you send me to vm
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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