Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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