if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My ass is underappreciated
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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