i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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