My friends, they love my intelligence
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
