Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I don't think brook has ever known best
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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