And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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