So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I have already put on my inside pants.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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