But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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