**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
We got so high we made milksteak
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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