We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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