do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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