Duck Duck Cougar?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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