Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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