i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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