i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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