idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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