I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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