your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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