Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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