Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I FOUND THE LEGS
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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