I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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